“Everything I know about people I learned from pens.  If they don’t work, you shake them.  And if they still don’t work, you chuck them away.  Bin ’em.” (Pauline Campbell-Jones (played by Steve Pemberton), The League of Gentlemen)

I absolutely love League of Gentlemen. And I especially love this quote – it’s delicious. Completely untrue, but delicious all the same.