I’ll be discrete . . . though if you wrote it, you’ll know who you are . . . but I came across this incredible request on an institution’s website, in an information bulletin for the over 50s:

“If anyone has any photos of older people enjoying life . . . contact xxxxx@xxxxxx.xxxx.uk”

You couldn’t make it up.

I must remember to take a selfie next time I find myself having a good time.