I couldn’t resist.  Which will it be?

“Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. “You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT where the SUN DOESN’T SHINE,” he growled.
“Too late. Somebody already DID THAT.”  (Giorge Leedy)

OR

“Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier & healthier life.” (Germany Kent)

You decide.